It is a dark stormy night, the perfect time to begin an account of my life as it happens financially and personally. So now I will dictate to my wife, my first blog.
Money. It's everything to everyone. And I am the king of Money. Why? because I have money, and that's all that matters. How I got so much money should be obvious. Look around, that fountain in the road? Mine. The apartment building? Mine. See my money is made from this town. The citizens are my wealth, to get it I used you, and you and, even you, over there in the church. Yea, I still remember that plastic surgery you wanted to impress your husband 5 years ago. I paid for it, with a 15 percent annual return. 6000 dollars plus profit for me. Thanks. Oh, Don't be embarrassed! You're husband owes money too! Its all good! plus, to be embarrassed will cost you 5 dollars.
I practically own this town. My name is Mr. John Gappon. Its an admirable name, with a rich history behind it. My family has lived here in this...place for years. Though we haven't always had the status we hold today. As I dictate this message to my wife to type , I admire my own strength, prowess (what a word), for being so open and giving to the community around. Even though they do not deserve such a philanthropist as I. Without my generous lending skills these streets would not exist. Type faster, dear! Time is money, you know. This blogging is tiresome. Still, a record must be kept, and my wealth of knowledge must be shared! For the world needs to here more of Mr. John Gappon! So they shall, through the BLOGOSPHERE.
